Tax Savvy Pillows

'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'

'Have there been any changes in your diet, lifestyle, tax loopholes?'

"Our computer indicates your return is a web of deception, a tissue of lies and a document of deceit—in considerably less colorful language, of course."

Two Doors Reading 'Lottery' and 'IRS'.

IRS: 'Instead of 'income tax', let's call it 'revenue displacment.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

IRS Audit Section

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'