Tax Regulations Gifts

Today's Sermon: 'How we lost our tax exempt status for saying 'might makes wrong'.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."