Tax Law Gifts

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I sympathize with your wife having multiple personality disorder, but you can't claim each one as a dependent."

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."

Accountant is intimidated by tax code book.

Tax loopholes...

'A bill of rights? It's hard enough collecting taxes the way it is!'

Stealth Taxman

'Well, that was the most entertaining presentation on accounts receivable pertaining to 3rd quarter tax law revisions I've ever seen.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

I.R.S. - 'sorry, we're open'.

Lady Justice with an eye peeking from under her blindfold holds scales where a humongous book, 'The Tax Code' weighs more than a man.

"Save tax loopholes!"

"It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law."

"Of course you pay taxes down here. This isn't heaven, you know."

"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Remember how sure you were nobody would notice how much you'd fudged on your deductions?"

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"The president takes security very seriously. . ."

False Tax Return

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"Good luck getting my client's tax returns - he never even filed!"

Permanent Tax Record

"Is there a yearly cap on writing off abortions?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Think of all the tax possibilities if there really were a parallel universe.'

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

"Stop me if you've heard this before."

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."

Don't leave it to just the fat cats to get a tax break.

"I see you've been social distancing from fully declaring your income."