Tax Lawyer Gifts

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'You said you were after a creative tax lawyer.'

'I'd like to remind you that I am a taxpayer...Delinquent, but nevertheless a taxpayer!'

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'It's a 'wish you were here card' from your money in the Cayman Islands.'

'I consider my tax-lawyer as my first responder.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Is this your first audit?"

Off the wall legal advisor.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'I consider my tax lawyer as a first responder.'

"Save tax loopholes!"

People leave IRS office smaller than when they entered.

"It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"I've had a terrible day - nothing but allowable deductions."

'Last week I'm running an electronics plant in Ohio - today I'm a holy man in Kashmir. What won't my tax lawyer think of next?'

"We take a very dim view of these kind of tax evasion tactics, Mr. Jones!"

"There is a god!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

"You ungrateful scum should be deliriously happy to be trickled down on by the rich!"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"I simply deal with the meaning of life. Understanding new tax laws is an entirely new department upstairs."

'I feel sure I'm paying too little tax, who do I see about it?'

'To think that only last week he was only some boring tax lawyer....But since HMRC decided to chase up unpaid taxes...'

"Business, pleasure, or tax-dodging?"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"