Tax Advisor Gifts

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

IRS: You are here - arrow points to taxes, in between birth and death.

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

Tax Simplification

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'

Offshore tax havens.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

Penny Saved, Penny Earned.

'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'

To err is human and subject to penalty

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'

"I was hoping taxes would go first."

"Hello, I'm Death and Taxes...we merged."

'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'

Luck of the IRS.

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''

SOS-Another Property Tax Increase

'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'It's death and taxes to see you - taxes wants to come in first.'

Death and Taxes.