Tax Advisor Mugs

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

IRS: You are here - arrow points to taxes, in between birth and death.

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

Tax Simplification

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'

Offshore tax havens.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'

Penny Saved, Penny Earned.

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

To err is human and subject to penalty

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

"I was hoping taxes would go first."

"Hello, I'm Death and Taxes...we merged."

'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'

'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

SOS-Another Property Tax Increase

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'It's death and taxes to see you - taxes wants to come in first.'

Death and Taxes.

'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'

Death or taxes.