Tax Advisor's Best Friend Mugs

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Flat tax - equal burden?

The transparent safe box of Panama

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Panama Papers Scandal

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'