Tax Consultants Mugs

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

Man losing everything to the IRS

'You're saving us a fortune in income taxes.'

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

'Tax cut! We're getting a tax cut!!'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

Give up Smoking!

tax rises...

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

E.U. Banking Union.

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?