Tax Consultants Pillows

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

On Their Way

Man losing everything to the IRS

'You're saving us a fortune in income taxes.'

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

'Tax cut! We're getting a tax cut!!'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

Give up Smoking!

tax rises...

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'