Tax Attorney Mugs

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."

'Loophole, Loophole and Smith Accountants'

"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."

'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'

'You feel it? Tax havens and Swiss bank accounts are back in!'

"I've been preparing for our tax audit."

'It's a 'wish you were here card' from your money in the Cayman Islands.'

"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."

Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT.

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

Gold at the end of the rainbow...but the IRS is waiting!

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

"Asleep for 30 years? A likely story, Van Winkle!"

"I realize it was a miracle, but you still need to pay taxes on the fair market value for all the wine created out of water."

'But at least it's a tax heaven.'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Income Tax Return

"A reliable source says in the last 12 months you sold your soul to the devil. But you never reported any income."

"Sir, there's an Irving R. Schwartz to see you."

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Crawl

"I hate the idea of parting with my money."

'Oh, wait!... I forgot to tax your brain.'

Fair Tax

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'I'm afraid, Mr.Siimkins, that you have been badly advised - Birmingham is NOT a tax haven. . .'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'New rules. You must declare last year's refund as income this year.'

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.