Tax Attorney T-Shirts

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."

"Actually, Mr. Johnson, there's a big difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion."

'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'

'Loophole, Loophole and Smith Accountants'

"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."

'It's a 'wish you were here card' from your money in the Cayman Islands.'

'You feel it? Tax havens and Swiss bank accounts are back in!'

"I've been preparing for our tax audit."

"I realize it was a miracle, but you still need to pay taxes on the fair market value for all the wine created out of water."

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

Gold at the end of the rainbow...but the IRS is waiting!

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

"Asleep for 30 years? A likely story, Van Winkle!"

Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT.

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'But at least it's a tax heaven.'

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

"Perkins here, representing taxes."

"No, no. I’m the tax attorney on the mountaintop. The guru on the mountaintop is over there."

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'Think of all the tax possibilities if there really were a parallel universe.'

"You can't hide from us!"

'Yes, you paid your penalty, Mr. Zimmerman, but you failed to show remorse.'

'I love your sense of comic timing.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Panama Papers

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

"We took away your right to vote on taxes. You voted 'no' too often."

Panama Papers Scandal