Tax Compliance Gifts

"Well, you see Mr. Hovis, let me see if I can explain this in a 'user friendly' way. The chances of you becoming a billionaire now, tomorrow, or at any time in the foreseeable future, is pretty small so you need to pay your taxes."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Flat tax - equal burden?

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Counting dollars

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."