Completed Tax Filing Gifts

"You fool! Don't you know it's the day after tax day?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"#Win!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Late/Too Late.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

In - Out - Pending.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

In/Out Tray.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Cat and INOUT boxes.

In and Out Box

Records?

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.