Completing Tax Returns Gifts

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!

"Trail mix?"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

The Accountant Husband

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

The Buck Stops here.

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

'Income tax prepared here!'

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

No dependents, no deductions, no credits.... It doesn't get any better than this!

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

'Excuse my maths won't you?'

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

Crawl

IRS. Pay Taxes Here. It's the amount owe

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

'if I didn't know those guys were public servants, I could swear it was the other way around.'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."