Tax Policy Gifts

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Heredity and environment play a role but what really shapes who you are is tax policy."

How Republican tax reform works

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

"We think this might be a shell company."

"Ooooh...!! Now I get it! When we talked about lower taxes, you thought that meant you..."

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

Atttn: Congressman Boehner...It's crying time!

'Its a shame that the taxpayers and voters are the same person.'

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

Robin Hood tells Merry Man accomplice: 'Don't think of it as stealing from the rich, it's clawing back what is rightfully ours as taxpayers.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK, 'The Government came and took your account, sir -- they said you'd understand.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Carbon Footprint Taxes.

The threat to our national security.

Unfair taxation.

Yapping Creature: Republican No New Taxes (regardless of circumstances) Pledge.

'Keep loopholes and entitlements just the way they were...'

"You ungrateful scum should be deliriously happy to be trickled down on by the rich!"

'911...operator? Quick! give me 9991...I need a tax expert to help with my confusing tax plan!'

Obama tax hike.

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

'If you don't extend my friend's huge tax cuts, the little guy's tax cuts will remain doubvtful!'

Windups: Obama Tax Plan

"I think the country is ready for a sin tax break."

"We're not raising taxes...but we are announcing a new tax on tax refunds."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"I have a joke about trickle down economics, but most people won't get it."

"Thank you, sir, and my condolences on the billionaires' tax."

Low rates!

Debt is a tax with interest added on.

GOP sets out to sell American Public on Idea of New Tax Plan.