Tax Policy Gifts

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Heredity and environment play a role but what really shapes who you are is tax policy."

How Republican tax reform works

"We think this might be a shell company."

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.

Atttn: Congressman Boehner...It's crying time!

'Its a shame that the taxpayers and voters are the same person.'

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

Robin Hood tells Merry Man accomplice: 'Don't think of it as stealing from the rich, it's clawing back what is rightfully ours as taxpayers.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK, 'The Government came and took your account, sir -- they said you'd understand.'

Carbon Footprint Taxes.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

The threat to our national security.

"Ooooh...!! Now I get it! When we talked about lower taxes, you thought that meant you..."

"You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette."

GOP sets out to sell American Public on Idea of New Tax Plan.

"Is it a burden?" "Is it a pain?" "Yes! It's Taxman!"

US Government: shut down until further notice.

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Unfair taxation.

Yapping Creature: Republican No New Taxes (regardless of circumstances) Pledge.

'Keep loopholes and entitlements just the way they were...'

"You ungrateful scum should be deliriously happy to be trickled down on by the rich!"

'911...operator? Quick! give me 9991...I need a tax expert to help with my confusing tax plan!'

Obama tax hike.

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

"We're not raising taxes...but we are announcing a new tax on tax refunds."

Windups: Obama Tax Plan

"I think the country is ready for a sin tax break."

'If you don't extend my friend's huge tax cuts, the little guy's tax cuts will remain doubvtful!'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!