Fiscal Policies Gifts

"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Giving Up a Little Privacy

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Dictator, Interrupted

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Where tax money goes...

Budgetmageddon

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"So we have met before..."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Famous Pieces of Paper

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"The government doesn't understand me."

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'