Fiscal Policy Analyst Gifts

'That's scary! Death, taxes and the smiley-face symbol have merged into a super-agency?'

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Data From a Truck

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

The Problem with World Population Growth

"We've been cancelled."

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Dictator, Interrupted

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."