Fiscal Policy Gifts

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Debt Addiction: 12 hundred step program - 'We have a problem, but it's manageable...'

'Grible is a fiscal conservative. You know — 'if it ain't broke, don't subsidize it.''

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

Donald Trump

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Recession

Where tax money goes...

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"So we have met before..."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Super-Mario Draghi

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

US Dollar weakens.

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."