Fiscal Policy Analyst Pillows

'That's scary! Death, taxes and the smiley-face symbol have merged into a super-agency?'

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Problem with World Population Growth

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Surge Plans.