Fiscal Strategist Pillows

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I just..."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Davos.

Reverse Mortgage.

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"