Fiscal Policies Mugs

"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Where tax money goes...

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

"So we have met before..."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

"The government doesn't understand me."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Famous Pieces of Paper

'This was a nice quiet corner before those austerity measures kicked in.'