Tax Deduction Gifts

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Flat tax - equal burden?

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'