Tavern Patron Pillows

Bar. I know, I know, you already told me the sword in the stone story.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Tut and Carmen.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Shaken not stirred

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

"Have you seen my dad?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Infinity Tavern

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'