Tavern Patron Prints

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Tut and Carmen.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Shaken not stirred

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Surreal ale

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The Saxon King' pub

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."