Tasting Coffee Gifts

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Cheese

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Waiting for retirement.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

All-Day Breakfast

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Running Latte

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Coffee Menu

'Whatever he's eating.'

'You've had enough.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Gag - a graphic novel

Sermon on the Grounds...

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

This coffee can keep you up