Tasting Coffee Gifts

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

You've Had Enough!

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Cheese

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

All-Day Breakfast

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Running Latte

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Gag - a graphic novel

"Are those my slippers?!"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

This coffee can keep you up