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'Tarzan, will you please tell that damn ape to get lost!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Warrior Woman

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Scot holding a heart.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Witch Bonfire

Monkey Business

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'Tarzan'

The Fox and the Crow.

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"