Tarzan Tale Follower Pillows

'Tarzan, will you please tell that damn ape to get lost!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Warrior Woman

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Invisible clothes

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"You're awfully tame this evening."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Witch Bonfire

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

The Fox and the Crow.

'Tarzan'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.