Tanks Gifts

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

It's ok, he's friendly.

The Trench-Sealer

Man in a tank.

'It's for close tank combat.'

Two Men In A Tank.

Panzer Hut.

'We prefer all female tank commanders. If they get lost in battle they're willing to stop and ask for directions.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

The Balancing Act of War

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

The Jumping Tank

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'