Tandem Laugh Rides Gifts

Lost Biker.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

The interminable!

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"I just don't understand it...One day, during half time, she just stuck a note to my six pack and left."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

Tour de Pothole.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

"Skaters gonna skate."

"You sure you've done this before."

When Chemists take acid trips.

Balloon Thrill Ride

Rollercoaster.

Tandem

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Tunnel of love.

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."