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Lost Biker.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

The Scanner Of Love.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

The interminable!

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"I just don't understand it...One day, during half time, she just stuck a note to my six pack and left."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

Tour de Pothole.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"You sure you've done this before."

Surrendering isn't going to stop this, Ernie!

When Chemists take acid trips.

"Skaters gonna skate."

Balloon Thrill Ride

Tandem

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Tunnel of love.

Rollercoaster.

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'