Humorous Riders T-Shirts

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Skipping Horse

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Cycling with a harp case

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Insomnia

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Learner Riders

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Bit on the Side

"Ask me about my long face."

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'