Humorous Riders T-Shirts

Skipping Horse

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Cycling with a harp case

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Insomnia

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

Clown Bike Rack

"Ask me about my long face."

Bit on the Side

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Learner Riders

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'