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Learner Riders

Insomnia

Skipping Horse

"I need to tinkle."

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

La Tour 2007.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

And balance with practice.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Lincoln Lane

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Mounting a Horse

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"I've only travelled the ten miles to town once in my life - then my horse died!"