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Learner Riders

Insomnia

Skipping Horse

"I need to tinkle."

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

And balance with practice.

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

Wheelies Gang.

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

Lincoln Lane

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Mounting a Horse