Tan Artist T-Shirts

Spatula beach

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Fox hunting.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."