Tan Artist Mugs

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'Trucker's tan?'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

Fox hunting.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'At least they did a good job on him.'