Accomplished Tanner T-Shirts

'Me and Verl are gonna get spray-on tans just in our beach cover-ups before goin' to Florida.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

The tanning channel.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

"I have nothing to hide."

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Tanning Machine on the beach

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"What was she thinking?!?"

"You really need some sun."

'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'Medium well, please.'