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Tambourine.

"States of tofu"

Picking pastries.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Shall I be mother?

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Turtle Home

Fetching some bread

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"