Tambourine Enthusiast Prints

Tambourine.

"States of tofu"

Picking pastries.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Shall I be mother?

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Turtle Home

Fetching some bread

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."