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Old frenchman using a french stick as a walkign stick

Picking pastries.

Fetching some bread

"Just be yourself."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Apple Pie Abduction

'The Burrito King.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Somewhere in France

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!