Talking Fish Comedian Pillows

"Leave the shaker."

reincarnated worm...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Fish talking about fisherman

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Is really wet, here!"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Small Clams Court

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fisherman.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Say on the papers!'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"Just the bait, please."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Walking the goldfish