Talking Fish Comedian T-Shirts

"Leave the shaker."

reincarnated worm...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Fish talking about fisherman

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Is really wet, here!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Small Clams Court

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fisherman.

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Say on the papers!'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Spawning in Seedy Waters.

Seafood Chum

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."