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"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

reincarnated worm...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Is really wet, here!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Are you new around here?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.