Talkative Troupe Gifts

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'I was told to inform all of our customers that there is a two dollar charge for chit chat with tellers.'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

"We only use this table every now and then. Not sure whether that makes it occasional or periodic?"

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

Variety of people having a meeting around a table.

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

'Unfortunately he talked the walk instead of walking the walk, so I left him.'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'