Talk Like A Pirate Day Pillows

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

'Cannonball!'

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

"Say 'Arrr.'"

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate literacy class. Pirates learning alphabet reach the letter 'R'. One says: 'Now, I know this one!'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Moo like a Pirate Day

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor -- it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and....'

Pirates Not Allowed

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

"What happened to women and children first?"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Distractions.

"Shake yer booty!"

"It's talk like a pirate day."

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Siren and Pirates

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I want you to be my right-hand, leg and eye man."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Ghostship

Pirate

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'We should talk more.'