International Talk Like A Pirate Day Pillows

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Talk like a pirate day. . .

Naval Training; Thug Boat

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Distractions.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

"Say 'Arrr.'"

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"Shake yer booty!"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

SOPA supporters regroup.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Bipartisan.

"I want you to be my right-hand, leg and eye man."

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

Moo like a Pirate Day

"What happened to women and children first?"

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)