International Talk Like A Pirate Day Pillows

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Talk like a pirate day. . .

Naval Training; Thug Boat

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Distractions.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"Say 'Arrr.'"

"Shake yer booty!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

SOPA supporters regroup.

"I want you to be my right-hand, leg and eye man."

Bipartisan.

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

Moo like a Pirate Day

"What happened to women and children first?"

"It's talk like a pirate day."

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Pirate