"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."
Talk Like A Pirate Day T-Shirts
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'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'
'Cannonball!'
Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"
"Say 'Arrr.'"
Talk like a pirate accountant day.
'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'
Pirate literacy class. Pirates learning alphabet reach the letter 'R'. One says: 'Now, I know this one!'
'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'
Moo like a Pirate Day
Pirate steals stool leg for his own.
"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"
'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor -- it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and....'
Pirates Not Allowed
Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',
"What happened to women and children first?"
Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'
Distractions.
"Shake yer booty!"
"It's talk like a pirate day."
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'
Siren and Pirates
Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.
Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
"I want you to be my right-hand, leg and eye man."
"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."
'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'
"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."
"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"
Ghostship
'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'
Talk Like A Pirate Day T-Shirts Collection
Talk Like A Pirate Day Mugs
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Talk Like A Pirate Day Pillows
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Talk Like A Pirate Day Prints
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