Talisman Collector T-Shirts

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Neptune

Sundial Time

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Posh Easter Egg

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Do you like my bling?

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

New Watchdog.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot