Talent Competitions Pillows

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

TV programme - The Eggs Factor

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Quiz Night...

First Prize!

The Drummer

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Sid Sinatra.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Unsportables: Relay

100k Desert Crawl

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