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TV programme - The Eggs Factor

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Can't Touch This

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Quiz Night...

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Drummer

First Prize!

The Unsportables: Relay

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"