Tale Of Leniency Appreciator Pillows

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Hot cross buns

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Are we there yet?'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Can you hear me now?"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

"Have you come far?"

Deferential equations.

'Lazy,'

Color is not a crime

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

True Modesty.

'More tea, Wicca?'

"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "