Tale Of Leniency Appreciator Gifts

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Hot cross buns

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Are we there yet?'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"Can you hear me now?"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Have you come far?"

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

Deferential equations.

'Lazy,'

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Color is not a crime

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

'More tea, Wicca?'

'Give up smoking? Why?'